So…we were burgled last week…

Do you feel safe in your home? I do. Do you know and trust your neighbors? I do. Do you leave items on your porch, in an unlocked car, sitting unchained in your yard? I do. Do you recognize that dopey, glazed-over feeling of living without incident in your home for 10 years? I do. That is, I did until Sunday evening.

Charles was going to mow my lawn. He asked,” What did you do with the lawnmower?”


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